Wait Wait - Whatever (For Now) Lyrics

Just cause you object that don't mean it's conscientious
As much as you might like to believe
Feeling bad for someone's a way of doing nothing
While still seeming like part of the team

Bandwagon is headed for the cliff
I don't have the courage to jump
Though we might be stuck in the zoo
At least they simulated our habitat

Once in awhile
I don't catch myself being full of shit and i fall into line
I'm a man and i matter and you won't mind
If i talk out of turn about something i hadn't considered until you said a word
And my ancestry became activated

Thought i really loved it until i caught the wind
Carrying the catastrophic reviews
Petty disagreements with liberal elitists
We're gonna need a bigger canoe

With as much free will as the weather
I decided to make a choice
Never to go out on a limb
Unless a bionic replacement was cheap

You found me frozen
I was focus-grouped to oblivion
Like a rat out of sewer
I was chased by the cat of my consciousness
Who clawed at the future like it wasn't worth looking forward to
'Til you put a suture on the time i was wasting thinking about lost time

Bandwagon is headed for the cliff
I don't have the courage to jump
So i'm counting on you to push me
It's easier said than it's