My Mother works so hard
She works so late
Oh Mother, take it easy
You work so hard
You might be late to your own party
When you leave me, it's not fair
It's not fair
Hit you with a feather
Miss you by a whisker
And I'm going to kill you
If you dare to hit me with a feather
Miss you by a whisker
Etcetera whatever
Oh my Father, Father I love you so
I love you so
I 've got parts of your body
I love you so
You're never late to your own party
When you leave me, it's not fair
When you leave me, it's not fair
When you leave me, it's not fair
When you leave me, it's not fair
Don't give me more than I want
Don't give me more than I want
Don't give me more than I want
I will just take what I've got
Don't give me what you want
Mother, I love you so, I love you so
I've got parts of your father, and Dorrigo
And now I know that if I had a brother
He would know, He would know
But all I've got's a sister
She lives below, she lives below
She lives below your home
How I love you
Hit you with a feather
Miss you by a whisker
And I'm going to kill you
If you dare to hit me with a feather
Miss you by a whisker
Better late than never
Your own party
(Repeat to End)