We Hate The Sharkman - Gotta Get My Shit Together Lyrics

Listen up patriots
This is a national emergency
The Sharkman wasn't always a monster mind you
No, he began just like you and I
A scientist with a mind as vast as the ocean and twice as twisted
With this brain he brewed a concoction that broke the shackles of our mortal coil
Melding flesh with fish, he became The Sharkman
That's right folks
His power is mighty, his master manipulation preys on our deep insecurity
The Sharkman is a metaphor
He represents anyone or anything that we despise or are mildly inconvenienced by
Now we must face our greatest foe

For king and country
You've got to get your shit together

Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit together, gotta get my shit
Woohoo

And this concludes our national address
And this concludes our national address
And this concludes our national address