(Tune: Down by the Station)
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping thru the forest,
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head.
Down came the good fairy
And she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping thru the forest,
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy
And she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you two more chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping thru the forest,
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head.
Down came the good fairy
And she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head
I'll give you one more chance,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping thru the forest,
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy
And she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn't behave.
Now you're a goon!
POOF!!"
The moral of the story is:
HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW