Weird Al Yankovic - Kermit The Frog On Weed Lyrics

Hello, Kermit The Frog here

And welcome to Sensamere Street

I'd like to tell you what today's letter is

But I am really f**ked up!

Hey, hey Big Bird

Do you know what today's letter is?

Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint

Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter

It is a word

Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!

Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number

Exactly! the number three

Which is how many joints I've smoked today

Kermit.... are ya with me?

mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too!

[Starts laughing]

[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!

Uh, thank you Elmo, um

How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?

O...K

A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G

Q...K...C...R...C...F

I forgot what we were doing Kramit!

Did you just call umm me Kramit?

Yes I did

Mmm Kramit The Frog here

[Starts giggling]

Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today

Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by

The uhh... letter...

Bong

And the number...

God you're messed up

F**k you, the number f**k you

Bye bye

Bye bye kids