Weird Al Yankovic - Now You Know Lyrics

You thought you knew me? Well, you better guess again
Now you know the whole story, now you've heard it all, my friend
You know all my dirty secrets 'cause we spilled all the tea
There's nothing left to hide, baby, how you like the real me?
Yeah, the truth came out, we finally removed all doubt
If it's in a movie, it's gotta be true, oh, yeah

If you never knew it before
You don't have to wonder anymore
Now you know
Now you know
Thought I ought to tell you so
I should've done it long ago
But now you know
Now, now you know

Yeah, that's how it all went down, bro, we proof-checked every fact
If you still don't believe it, well, no skin off my back
Just don't call me a liar, 'cause shut up, you weren't there
This movie is now canon, every word is true, I swear
We only changed one thing, I really did play Live Aid with Queen
And I blew 'em off the freakin' stage, that's right

If you never knew it before
You don't have to wonder anymore
'Cause now you know
Now you know
Thought I ought to tell you so
I should've done it long ago
But now you know
Now, now you know

Ah, what a wild ride
How about that part where I died?
I was not expecting that
But I'm back, baby
Here to wreak my zombie apocalypse upon you all

Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
You know it
And the union scale background singers sing
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
No fabrications, no exaggerations, it's the gospel truth
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
Startin' to feel like this song is slightly repetitive
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know

Wow, fake out ending
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
Look at all these people in the credits
We had to pay 'em all
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
Oh, hey I remember him
Met him on the set, seemed like a really nice guy
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
All these songs were in the movie you just watched, including this one
Now you know
Now you know
Now you know now

Ah, double fake out
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
This song just keeps going on and on and on and on and on
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
Seriously, how many more credits can there be?
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
This song is technically eligible for Oscar consideration
Now you know
Now you know
Now you know