Weird Al Yankovic - Polkamania! Lyrics

(Billie Eilish / Bad Guy)
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad type
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy
Duh

(Adele / Hello)
So hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

(Miley Cyrus / Flowers)
I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

(Cast of Encanto / Lin-Manuel Miranda / We Don't Talk About Bruno
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno

(Olivia Rodrigo / Vampire)
I used to think I was smart
But you made me look so naïve
The way you sold me for parts
You sunk your teeth into me, oh
Bloodsucker, dream crusher
Bleedin' me dry, like a gosh darn vampire

(Lil Nas X / Old Town Road)
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Can't nobody tell me nothing
(You can't tell me nothing) No!
Can't nobody tell me nothing


(Luis Fonsi / Despacito)
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
(Sube, sube, sube)

(Ed Sheeran / Shape Of You)
Mmm
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
I'm in love with your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
Yoda-loda lady hoo!

(Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars / Uptown Funk)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (hey!)
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo)

(Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion / WAP)
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Yeah, you messing with some
Bring a bucket and a mop for this
Give me everything you got for this
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some

(Ariana Grande / Thank U, Next)
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so super grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Super-duper grateful for my ex

(Taylor Swift / Shake It Off)
Wait!
I just killed my ex
Not the best idea
Killed his girlfriend next, how'd I get here?
I just killed my ex
I still love him, though
Rather be in hell than all alone


I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mm-mm
That's what people say, mm-mm
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
That's right, I'm gonna
Shake it
Off (Gonna shake it off)
(Shake, shake, shake it off)
(Now watch me shake it off)
Hey!"