Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary
And this is what they're called
Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love em all
That's why I sing my song
Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina
Vagina
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
'Cos they've been dooshed too much
Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina
Vagina (vagina)
Vagina (vagina)
They call that thing vagina
Nothing could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning.