Woo
Woo-woo-woo
Woo
Woo-woo-woo
You've been striking out chugging alcohol
Now you're freaking out cuz they said last call
All the lightweight girls are getting gone
But trust me son those ain't the ones you want
Say goodbye to them little size 2's
You need a girl that's bigger than you
Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one less round thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked, boy, so do you
You bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
(Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
Buddy it's time you face the facts
You're an out of shape middle age worthless sack
So who are you to say she ain't a 10
You're a 3 at best and it's 2 AM
If you want a girl to nibble on your meat
Go find you one that knows how to eat
Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked, boy, so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
(Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
What ya waiting on, go on and pick her up
Even if ya gotta use a pick up truck
That's a whole lot of woman you're taking home
Pound for pound it's pretty much a threesome
Oh, come on, Chris, we got a mathematician here
Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked, boy, so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
(Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
(Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)
(Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo)