Wheeler Walker - Puss in Boots Lyrics

All those LA west coast silicone women
Really think they're hot
But it's no fun titty-f*ckin' titties when the titties are hard as rocks
And up in New York City all them uptight bitties
Like to shave their cooch
But I prefer a little fur on my burger
If you're wantin' me to tell the truth

I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Waylon tune
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots

Well the girls in Chicago they can spit they can swallow
When they're on their knees
But it's hard to stay hard when you're f*ckin' in a car and it's four degrees
All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky
But I have to pass
Cuz I only get wood when my dick is up a good ol' southern ass

I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Willie tune
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots

Don't have no high heels on
When you're slidin' up and down my dong
And keep your f*ckin' flip flops and your birkenstocks
Away from my hillbilly cock!

I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Wheeler tune
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots