The Wild Boar - Chopped Liver Lyrics

Smooth like ice they call me Mr. Mummy
Got it going nice I'm making lots of money
But now your always gone I never get to call you honey
And I know what you're playing, you think I'm a dummy
Out all night you say you're with your friends
Dodging all my questions constantly pretend
Now you're feeling real sorry you want to make amends
And the cycle continues, when will it end?
A girl who was nice is one I'd prefer
When I ask about your past you say it's all a blur
You treated me as if I were just a chauffeur
Now you'll never be the empress to this emperor
A free man is what I will be
When I'm not hearing all your lies constantly
Eventually you'll try crawling back to me
But can't you see this love just ain't free
You make promises but you don't deliver
You're always throwing me straight down the river
Your cold shoulder makes me shiver
What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver
Where you end up I just don't care
Too bad so sad life just ain't fair
The times you said "I love you" were always rare
So now I'm the one to give your heart a tear
Ever since I met you, you treated me like a fool
All I am to you is just another tool
I feel like your the one that's making all the rules
And now you're even more crazy than old Robert Ewell
You better listen up to what I'm 'bout to sing
Uncontrollable sadness is what it will bring
If you were nice you could be the queen this king
Now you'll never ever ever ever ever get a ring
Now I'm taking this horse by the reins
As our relationship goes up in flames
At the same time it's going down the drain
And yet... You're the one to blame
You make promises but you don't deliver
You're always throwing me straight down the river
Your cold shoulder makes me shiver
What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver
In the beginning I was a fish caught on your hook
But then I opened my eyes and took a look
I saw what you were doing you're a good for nothing crook
Now you'll never be the waitress to this fry cook
Anytime we had a date you'd always show up late
It ain't great when you calculate the rate of our fate
I must emancipate myself from this tyranny of hate
You think it's all a game of chess, well guess what? Checkmate!
You make promises but you don't deliver
You're always throwing me straight down the river
Your cold shoulder makes me shiver
What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver
My love for you was like a waterfall of emotion
All the water drained into the sea
My love burned for you like it was a flower
My heart yearned for you every sixty minutes
Why'd you have to do me like that
All the time that my heart was flattened
But our love it is still true
We can work this out just you and me
Hey maniac, I'm back with an attack
This relationship is what I'm about to hijack
I'm here to crack your heart that's black as a smokestack
'Cause you liked me a lot more when I had a six pack
Despite what you think I'm gonna be a star
And I bet your bad attitude won't take you far
I still spend all of my time at the bar
But you can't be the Tsarina to this Tsar
I'm turning a new leaf as I breathe a sign of relief
I'm ending this beef with you the thief
I know you're in disbelief but good grief
You can't be the First Lady to this Commander in Chief
I was stuck in this relationship as if it were glue
Now you're on the train to doom. Choo Choo!
We're through! I'm taking this over like a coup
And now you're the one crying boo-hoo-hoo
You make promises but you don't deliver
You're always throwing me straight down the river
Your cold shoulder makes me shiver
What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver
You make promises but you don't deliver
You're always throwing me straight down the river
Your cold shoulder makes me shiver
WHAT AM I TO YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE CHOPPED LIVER!