Will chases racoons for fun
He doesn't know what it does to me
The raccoons are all my friends
And it hurts me when I see them and they're dead
Will, you've got to stop chasing raccoons or else they'll come and get you
You've got to stop killing raccoons or else they'll come and kill you
Will is worse than Will
I don't know how he's worse than himself
Somehow it just happened that way
And that is all I have to say