I never thought I'd be like the modern man
My family raised cattle since way back when
Then I found yoga, here and now began
And I'm a flexible cowboy man
I'm going into Bikram at 6am
If you wanna I'll do Hatha after then
Forgot about the outside with your inner zen
And be a flexible cowboy man
And I do the upward dog, breathe in real deep
Into the downward dog, let it all release
Into the child's pose, way down low
Into the mountain pose, up you go
I'm a flexible cowboy man
I love my lentils but I don't touch meat
Sold my pickup, I've got two good feet
You'll see me pedaling down St. Mark's Street
I'm that flexible cowboy man
My wranglers don't fit like my lycra does
I look kinda slim but I'm tough as an ox
I'll never miss an eclipse or an equinox
I'm a flexible cowboy man
And I do the upward dog, breathe in real deep
Into the downward dog, let it all release
Into the child's pose, way down low
Into the mountain pose, up you go
I'm a flexible cowboy man
And we all sing ohm