You never wanted one of my songs, go cheapen someone else,
Don't insult me,there can be only one.
They said it wouldn't last, a sober alcoholic farce
They said i was to sensible for Candace and her too drunk for Alex
Her too drunk for me
And i know my music isn't cool enough for you but i'd like to try the tight pants if you'll let
Me.
Seduced me on a plane, fed me grapes and valium and swapped stories of lovemaking in
Paris and it hurt Alex
And it hurt me
I went to Los Angeles expecting to find someone else dancing in your boots
Proving me wrong again
Los Angeles, i bet my soul that you were like all of the other girls, proving me wrong again
La la la
We'll spend our lives together, move to the country, buy a golden
Retriever and start a family.Imaginary children us on holidee, granny's
Moaning in the car whilst mum makes sandwiches in Los angeles..."