Been kicking that curb now for way too long
Over this heartbreak that's done me wrong
Well, I tried to forgive and I tried to forget
I've given all I got but I've got nothing left
So I'm turning to you for some advice
Cos I'm in need of something stronger
To try and help me ease the pain
I'm counting on you to keep racking them up all night
Oh Bartender please help me
Every memory we had well it keeps on dragging me down
Maybe Johnnie and Jack can help me turn things around
You see the days feels so bad but the night so much worse
Like Bonnie Raitt's saddest song, then again in reverse
So I've come here to you cos you're the best shrink in town
Cos I'm in need of something stronger
To try and help me ease the pain
I'm counting on you to keep racking them up all night
Something that lasts a little longer and help the memory fade away
I may be drinking alone, but you're the only friend I need tonight
Oh Bartender please help me
But I'm in need of something stronger
To try and help me numb the pain
That's why I'm counting on you to keep wracking them side by side
Something that lasts a little longer
To help the memory fade away
I'm kinda feeling the mood to get a little bit stupid tonight
Oh Bartender please help me
Yeah please help me
Bartender, please help me please
Bartender, please help me