Here cums
The Prince of Pussy
The Duke of Cooch
The Earl of Roast Beef Sandwich
Count Snatchula
The Shaw of bang hole
The King of Kookoo
The Sultan of Slit
The Emperor of il na na
Your royal Hot-ness
Prince All D
Prince All D
It's down to his knee
Then back up to his zipper
His long prick is a real thick dick
Thick as a tree
It's long & thick & it's hard
So strong it always stands guard
So famous it's got headlines on TMZ.
His big boss so big you can't beat it
(A B Up Down. A B Up Down)
His "comme ca" is more a "come see"
Ya gotta see it
To believe it
His jumbo jet needs a wet cockpit.
(Lube your cockpit. So you can squeeze it)
You'll get high from his dong
His pipe is a bong
His pointy shoes are size 33
Prince All D
The NRA loves him, for his weapon possession
His penis more handsome than handsome Chris Evans
He's harder than Iron Man
He pops super pop shots
His dick shoots out cum like his dick was Cyclops
They crave his weiner in Germany
Prince All D