WoodRocket - The Circle Jerk of Life Lyrics

Umthondo Isibumbu
Umthondo Isibumbu
Umthondo Isibumbu
Umthondo Isibumbu
Umthondo Isibumbu

At Prince Sinba's 18th birthday
All creatures come to this spot
It's weird in this bunch Not a neighbor is lunch
Maybe weirder that some are real hot!

It's a circle jerk of life
Kiss his cock ring
It's his birthright
He's the loin king

And I just can't wait to be f*cking

From the first time we understand Prince songs
'Til the last day that we 69
Our true passion it seems, to stroke our own peens
And finger our front holes and behinds

On your next Disney Gland vacation
When you're Matterhorny and all alone
Whip out your dong, here's a porno with songs
And it's starring James Earl Bones

It's a circle jerk of life
Stroking your thing
No lion sleeps tonight
He's The Loin King, yeah

Check out that sexy-ass lion
Na-Na makes Sinba horny AF
Her hindquarters all wet
They're both ready to sweat
And cuckold her boyfriend Jeff

But as he prepares to mount her
In front of Jeff and the guests
Oh it gets super sad, his uncle murders his dad
Has him smothered by the Wildabreasts

It's the circle jerk of life
Her nipple his last breath
Drowning in tits
Boobied to death

We porn'd up the saddest scene ever
The audience now hates your guts
No time for mourning, or to be horny
Now, now, run away you lion putz

It's the circle jerk of life
The hump-session must end
So he runs to the right
Until out of sight
'Til he makes some new friends

I'm Poonbaa and these are my shirt-hogs
I'm Tibone, I've got boobs in my furs
I am Sin-ba, which was changed from Sim-ba
Lazy pornographers