The World Famous Tallboys - I Hate Unicorns Lyrics

One horned, scourge of the forest
Wild woodlands creature, of purity and grace
Highly sought after, we need to capture
So we can punch it in its stupid face
Since the renaissance and middle ages
We set a unicorn traps, just to be dicks
To cook some unicorn pot pie
Or hunt them to extinction, just for kicks

I hate unicorns! F*ck unicorns!
I hate unicorns! and F*ck their porn

Interpretations of the unicorn myth
Focus on medieval lore
Can be a little tough in unicorn chili
So slow cook it some more
Captive bolt pistol right between the eyes
Or 20000 volts up the butt hole!
It's simple, we need
To kill them all and turn their horns into dildos

I hate unicorns! F*ck unicorns!
I hate unicorns! and F*ck their porn