WWF Superstars - Pie Lyrics

mmm mmm mmm mmm
You know, the Rock is gonna tell you a little story,
You ain't gonna believe it,
But he's gonna tell you anyway
It's tough to be The Rock
No, no, no shut your mouth, no no, it really is
Even though The Rock is,
The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
You see, when The Rock gets too much,
Too much of the fame and all the bright lights
He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight

Welcome to RickÂÂÂÂÂ's bakery, can I help…Wait a minute, arenÂÂÂÂÂ't you the famous Rock?
Yeah, The Rock, the peopleÂÂÂÂÂ's champ in the house, whatÂÂÂÂÂ's happening Slick?
My God, how are ya doing, oh, you gotta take a picture before you leave
Woah, woah, woah, The Rock doesnÂÂÂÂÂ't wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie, have ya got any of that in this bakery?
Oh, IÂÂÂÂÂ've got every kind of pie you can think of
I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie (blueberry, what?)
No no no, woah woah woah,
Actually Slick, it doesnÂÂÂÂÂ't matter what type of pie you have
Let the Rock tell you a little story about pie

Driving down south, though quickly aroused
When my car caught a flap near this old farmhouse
I hope somebodyÂÂÂÂÂ's home, taking a chance at it
Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered

YouÂÂÂÂÂ're the Rock!
Can I use the phone?
IÂÂÂÂÂ'm shaking
Sure, if youÂÂÂÂÂ'll try some of this pie IÂÂÂÂÂ'm baking
Daisy Duke shorts on, 5 foot stirts,
I said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good
So she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapour
ThereÂÂÂÂÂ's a grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbour?

Well the Rock is gonna tell you again,
Kids, itÂÂÂÂÂ's tough to be the Rock
Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass
Oh, and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room, you can all come and kiss The RockÂÂÂÂÂ's ass
‘Cos you know, after the Rock lays the smack down
On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite
The Rock needs a little distraction
And a slice that sounds just right.

The Rock said “Thanks ladies” and more kind words
Grandmother said “be polite, eat mine first”
So I sat down and tried hers, she looked quite glad
Had a strange taste and all, but it wasnÂÂÂÂÂ't so bad
ThatÂÂÂÂÂ's right, The Rock having pie in the country
Devoured hers and auntÂÂÂÂÂ's and still I was hungry
“Got more?” Rock said, bored and reading the papers
Till finally, a plate of the next door neighbourÂÂÂÂÂ's
Gulped it down fast, cos it really did please
I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese
That good pie
Oh, thatÂÂÂÂÂ's the pie you was talking about!

Oh yeah, the Rock knows the millions can smell it now
ItÂÂÂÂÂ's tough to be The Rock,
No, no, no, no it really is
Because you all know the Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
You see, when The Rock gets too much,
Too much of the fame and all the bright lights
He loves to kick back and have a slice,
No, no, no, no, no, no
The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!