Yidcore - Lonely Jew On Christmas Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice,
But why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?

And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes;
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh;
And what the f*ck is up with lighting all these f*cking candles please?

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew