I swear The Finer Things In Life
Are when we're right by my side
I don't like oysters far too much
I prefer your loving touch
Ooo I don't own expensive suits
I'd rather spend my time with you
Oh I'm not too fussed about champagne
If it's not my baby then it's all the same
All the things money can buy
Eats up your life
I swear The Finer Things In Life
Are when we're sat side by side
I don't like oysters far too much
I'd rather be with your loving touch
Ooo I don't like caviar
I'd rather be where you are
Oo I could check out right now
If you want to, walk around
All the things money can buy
Eats up your life
I swear The Finer Things In Life
Are when we're sat side by side
I don't like oysters far too much
I prefer your, your, your
Loving touch!
Ooo baby squeeze me!
Ooo honey!
Ooo baby squeeze me!
Squeeze me!
Squeeze me!"