Yo Bro! Hey Sis! - Sweatpants Lyrics

Oh sweatpants
Everybody's wearing sweatpants
I haven't changed in like 3 whole days
Oh sweatpants, sweatpants, sweatpants
Everybody's wearing sweatpants
I hope and pray for better days
Man I hate this quarantine
I haven't shaved in weeks
And who the f*ck knows the next time I'll brush my teeth
My hair's never been longer
My scent's never been stronger
I really need a charger to FaceTime all my friends and
I still don't know what day it is
I haven't been outside
I gotta do a grocery run but I'm too scared to die
I know I'm only 30 but I know I'm not exempt
Man, why won't everyone be socially distant
In sweatpants
Everybody's wearing sweatpants
I haven't changed in like 3 whole days
Oh sweatpants, sweatpants, sweatpants
Everybody's wearing sweatpants
I hope and pray we'll see better days, yeah
Now it's Day 25, I'm still stuck inside
I can't even remember the last time I took a drive
The trails are all closed
The beaches are shut down
My anxiety is through the roof and nobody's around
What happened to the good old days when we used to high five
(Woo!)
Gather in large crowds
Hit a blunt ride
This the new reality we hangin' out on Zoom
Man, I remember when I used to really like my room
Now we're in Sweatpants
Everybody's wearing sweatpants
I haven't changed in like 8 whole days
Oh sweatpants, sweatpants, sweatpants
Everybody's wearing sweatpants
Man I hope and pray we'll see better days, yeah
So stay away from me
Put your mask on when you leave
I wanna be done with this damn quarantine
We'll get through this together if we just try
But for now I need all my friends to stay inside
And put on sweatpants!
Everybody wear your sweatpants
Please don't change for like 3 whole days
Keep on your sweatpants
Keep wearing f*ckin' sweatpants!
It's the only way we'll see better days, yeah!
"Yo Bro!"
"Hey Sis!"
"Yo those sweatpants look pretty sick man"
"Yeah your's look pretty cozy"
"Well yeah, I've been wearing them for like 8 days
They better be"
"Facts"
Sweatpants