The Yo Brothers - The Notorious K.E.G. Lyrics

I'm the Notorious K.E.G.
Better watch your back when you're on my seas
Give you paranoia like I'm in the trees
If we fight, get ready, only one of us leaves

It can be a normal barrel, it can be a fort
We're on a tight schedule I got to keep it short
If you've got a chest of fortune, even an Athena
I'll leave your ship in pieces, when it's patched back you won't see them

Yeah, I'm the guy who likes to keeps it subtle
Bombard my brigantine but I burst your bubble
Engulfed in rubble, yeah, you'll be seeing double
Once I board upon your ship with a bundle of trouble

I'm the Notorious K.E.G.
Better watch your back when you're on my seas
Give you paranoia like I'm in the trees
If we fight, get ready, only one of us leaves

When our ship pulls up, yeah, you'll want to parley
Otherwise you'll get a keg while we say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
You'll need some first aid, yeah I'll make the earth shake
Sail away casually like it's just another Thursday

I wanna watch your boat burn, nah I can't pretend
Hit us with a white flag, you're gonna need defense
Imma be real, nah, this ain't the Sea of Friends
You can try to steal from us as well but in the end

These are my waters
Ball's in my court
These are my dollars
So eat my shorts
I'm boutta slaughter
Hopping on board
Shoot with my blunder
Stab with my sword
We the Yo Brothers
Ain't like no other
Better take cover
We gon' discover
All of your loot
All of your treasure
All of your fruit
Puttin' on pressure
You have pursuits
I do them better
Ain't no dispute
Your skill is lesser
On the right route
We're in the center
I'm the Notorious K.E.G.
Better watch your back when you're on my seas
Give you paranoia like I'm in the trees
If we fight, get ready, only one of us leaves
I'm the Notorious K.E.G.
Got your crew on lock, and I've got the keys
Your ship's boutta blow, just count to three
There ain't no escape from me on the Sea of Thieves

Bradadada
Lee!
Bradadadadada
Lee! That's not your
Badadadaskadadada
That's not your lines Lee!

There's a difference between confident and cocky
And if you try to stop me you'd better get up out my lobby
We put the pressure on, yeah we're dropping bodies
Getting in our way is gonna be your final folly

Cause a wreck, ay
Don't relent until success
Leave a mess, ay
Your ship gon signal in distress
You're upset, ay
But we're just pirates nonetheless
We the best, ay
Try to contest us, you'll regret it
We the greatest
Your ship gon get nuked if you get caught hatin
Just be (tick) (tick) patient
Finish with the Fort of Fortune then you'll get a keg as your payment
Yeah I'm blatant
If I wanna make a statement ima say it
It's undebated
Watchin your vessel sink is entertainment

I'm the notorious keg
And I just ate some eggs
Marshall
What is that spelled backwards? Friend? Gay!
STOP! STOP IT! NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BRO!
And I learned that today
NO PLEASE STOP
THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

We're the Notorious K.E.G.'s
Better watch your back when you're on our seas
Give you paranoia like we're in the trees
If we fight, get ready, only one of us leaves