Yosemite Jack - The Wiener Song (Jack's Song) Lyrics

Well my little wiener
He gets the job done
And he likes to lay around
Under the sun
He's always roaming
Roaming around
Looking for the best place to lay
His head down
And I can't keep him under control
Cause that little guy has a mind of his own
Sometimes my wiener he can go for miles
And other times he leaves me hanging
After only a little while
After only a little while
I wonder if I
Can build up his strength
But would that even
Be a good thing
I don't want to leave him flaccid
In his old age
So from now on we're only going
At his pace
And I can't keep him under control
Cause that little guy has a mind of his own
Sometimes my wiener he can go for miles
And other times he leaves me hanging
After only a little while
After only a little while
I can't thank you enough
For your loyalty
I'm so glad you and I
Got to be in Yosemite
So let's all raise a glass
To Jack and say cheers
When I say bacon
You say bacon
Well all cry a tear
Bacon
And I can't keep him under control
Cause that little guy has a mind of his own
Sometimes my wiener he can go for miles
And other times he leaves me hanging
After only a little while
After only a little while