This parks sucks
Yeah, Ill tell you why
Im Standing here
With a sketchy guy
Half of the swings
Are rusted off
And I just wish
This all would stop
There's no benches
And No picnic booth
No bathrooms
And i gotta poop
I got my purse
Right next to me
Trying not to offend
Mr. Ske-etchy
That was useless
I got robbed today
Dude said that
He wasnt gonna pay
I knew that selling
Shit on market place
Would probably end
With me being robbed in place
I called the cops
And they said what the hell
What even were you trying sell
I told them it was a pound of cocaine
And they showed up and arrested me