Zach Snyder - Greed Lyrics

I don't know what's wrong with me, everybody that I talk to says I'm greedy
But I've never felt like that, I just know what I want
So you can take that back, you're just jealous

I bought bitcoin in 2017, cashed out, made $50
Dropped out of college, but hey guess what, I'm still smarter
Watched all of Rick and Morty, Season 3 made me a scholar
Watch out it's pickle Zach, coming to take all your YouTube subscribers

It's like the 90's again, I'm in competition, Pokemon Go watch me catch em all
I've almost got a full Gen 1 dex, a shiny Dragonite, you ain't even got a Mew
You a loser, here let me help you feel better
I'm about to order 3 pizzas from Dominos
Go ahead and take a slice while I finish this song

No you can only have 1 slice, the other 23 are all mine
Though maybe we can go to a buffet tomorrow, you'll never guess what I got?
That's right a 25% off coupon to Golden Corral
Let's get some steak, no you gotta pay, I'll use the coupon, hold up WAIT

Yo check it out, I still gotta show you my prized collection?
I got all 15 seasons of Family Guy on DVD here in this section
What do you mean that I gotta catch up? They're on season 18 now
F*ck, I just started getting The Cleveland Show, I guess I gotta backtrack somehow

I don't know what's wrong with me, everybody that I talk to says I'm greedy
But I've never felt like that, I just know what I want
So you can take that back, you're just jealous

Oh well, I'll get to those later, don't mind the Big Bang Theory either
Come and look at my PC, check out how many games I bought on Steam
It's over 500, I got all the classics, the new shit too
I mean, sure I don't have time to play them, cause I'm all broke now
But I bet you wished you had them soo

Imma get all the bread from internet games
Came to your Twitch stream and I called your ass lame
Stole all of your viewers, I'm super ambitious,
Work harder than you, then steal all your bitches
Gimme gimme, make my wallet fat
Consider me a true aristocrat
One day I'll make billions, become the new Bezos
Outsource all my work to cheap Filipinos
I won't let my workers go to the bathroom
They'll have to pee on them selves
But my toilet will have a gold finish
And a fan that gets rid of all of the smells
I'll have to start learning tax evasion, keep my sanity up, cause of inflation
I guess I'll donate to a couple of schools and we'll call that vocation - okay then

Time to build the next NASA, while Musk goes to Mars, I'll go to Saturn
Take all of my homies with me, plus the hottest bitches, and use half of my wealth
To destroy the world, casually, all the gullible f*ckers will easily
Defend me, maybe before I leave the planet, I'll even run for US President

I don't know what's wrong with me, everybody that I talk to says I'm greedy
But I've never felt like that, I just know what I want
So you can take that back, you're just jealous

It's time to make a wall around the Earth
If you don't have a million dollars, it's cause you haven't worked hard enough
There's no way you can call me greedy, you're just jealous
You want what I have, but you don't got it, so sit yo ass down, you little peasant

I don't know what's wrong with me, everybody that I talk to says I'm greedy
But I've never felt like that, I just know what I want
So you can take that back, you're just jealous