Zach Snyder - Sloth Lyrics

Last Saturday, I was sitting on the couch eating some chips
Watching some tv, it was a relaxing evening
But then it happened, never seen it before
And honestly I'm still quite confused, but there it was
My peepee

It fell asleep
My peepee fell asleep
It fell asleep
My peepee fell asleep
You've probably never thought that it could happen
But let me tell you from experience
It fell asleep
My peepee fell asleep

2 days later, I was sitting outside
Reading a book, drinking some wine,
And next thing I knew, it happened again
Everything went numb, all the blood went to my head
It was tingling, it was small,
Everything that I had known had begun to fade

It fell asleep
My peepee fell asleep
It fell asleep
My peepee fell asleep
You've probably never thought that it could happen
But let me tell you from experience
If you sit for too long, just chilling about
You will notice that it could happen to you too
And I'm wonderin why it happened to me
Even though I know that everyone else can see
That I am fat, and I am big
And that is why my peepee struggled to breathe
So help me please, get out of this
Cause I am struggling