Church Chat Video (MV)

(somebody in the crowd yells in something
In French what is it?)
You know today the church is in a
Terrible state the bucks just arent
Rollin in like they used to and
When the bucks don't come in
The church comes up with a new gimmick to
Make you spend to go to heaven

Now I know you don't know
What I'm talking about, but what
The f*ck but anyway, listen to
This ladies and gentlemen
When the church wants to get your
Money they remind you about hell
(Whoo hoo hoo ha ha)

If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell
(oui-oui)

Well let me give you an example
This boy over here

Tell em about it Brother Zappa

Sometimes people say: That if
You f*ck somebody
(oh lord) it's a sin (oui-oui) this
May or may not be true

(Testify)

This boy not only f*cked
Somebody with his organ
But he also f*cked a
Girl with a guitar, with an umbrella
With a zuchinni, with a shoe
With an enema bag

What else did you do? A vibrato bar
A vibrato bar!

Some people would say this is a sin and
If you sin youre gonna go to hell

Well ladies and gentlemen:
There ain't no hell (oui)
There is no such thing as hell (oui)
There is no hell, there is only France!
(oui-oui) oui, oui