Hobo Johnson - Ode to Justin Bieber Lyrics

It's getting hot!
Oh, shit, oh

Yeah, it's really, really weird to want the whole world to love you
I think it's pretty bad for my life and relationships
Sometimes I walk into public and instantly think
That the public doesn't like me, shit
I don't really know what I want but I do know that I want a little more
Of your attention, your love
Just look me in the eyes as I try to make you-
Two DUIs, seven thousand for the state
If I don't blow up then I'm going back for minimum wage
So just smile, yo, please smile
Look at me in the eyes, hold it for a while
It's really, really weird to want the whole world to love you
Kill all the pop stars and replace them with wholesome adults
And I'm getting better at being better at being nice to my friends or whatever
It's really, really weird to have the whole world judge you
Justin Bieber never even got fair f*cking shake
If you buy your mom a house when you're thirteen
You gon' be f*cked up mentally, you know

I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands
And that we treat you like that
I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands
And we're all really mean and dumb, and dumb, to you, and
And we really shouldn't be following you around all the time
That's pretty f*cked up dude, and I just wanna say too that
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
And I just wanna say too that none of these dudes even understand, understand, understand

You are so f*cking wrong, Frank
Not about wanting people to love you, and then they do
But then they judge you so your whole life falls apart
But you are wrong about Justin Bieber, let me explain
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
It's really, really weird to live your whole life on TV
When I was eating Frosted Flakes, you were probably singing great
You made a song and my mom even loved it
I made a song and everybody said, "F*ck it"
It's really, really weird to throw an egg at your neighbor
I threw rocks and no one even cared
You were on the front page of TMZ
I would just walk home and go to sleep
It's really, really weird and I'm tired of trying
Really, really hard to get the whole world to like me
It's kinda f*cked up, I've been crying lately
I wanna wipe the tears with that Grammy, baby
It's really, really weird but I really respect you
For not strangling all the press that press you
I would go insane and just stay in my bedroom
We're gonna show up to your house and protect you

I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands
And that we treat you like that
I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands
And we're all really mean and dumb, and dumb, to you, and
And we really shouldn't be following you around all the time
That's pretty f*cked up dude, and I just wanna say too that
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
None of these dudes even understand, neither me too
And I just wanna say too that none of these dudes even understand, understand, understand

My friends are counting on me and I hope that they're right
That I could really help them with the rest of their life
I'm not sure if they should see me for the guy that I am
Just that indecisive kid who really wants to be friends, and
My family's counting on me, and I'm glad that they are
'Cause, 'cause I can help them keep all their houses and cars
I came a long way from sleeping in my car by the park
And taking f*cking shits in the field in the dark
But when the lights turn off, will I still feel the same as I used to?
I think you said that you wish that none of this ever happened
And I don't blame you

You'll always leave a hole in my heart
And memories in my mind to discover
All of the dreams we had
Will never be over