Johnny Altman - Doing the Apache Lyrics

If you're sick and tired of the troubles on earth
Let me tell you a secret that I've found
It's not in the sky and it's not underground

Take a plane or a boat to the Tropic of Cancer
You've gotta be cool and a first class dancer

First class dancer

Doing the Apache under water
Have a flip and a trip
With Neptune's daughter
Take a chance and a dance
With Neptune's daughter
Neptune's daughter

It'll feel like you're floating in outer space
No sight, no sound of the human race
Wrecks and manta rays pass on by

Take a plane or a boat to the Tropic of Cancer
You've gotta be cool and a first class dancer

First class dancer

Doing the Apache under water
Have a flip and a trip
With Neptune's daughter
Take a chance and a dance
With Neptune's daughter
Neptune's daughter

You came from the sea
So set yourself free
Take a deep dive down
And dance like a clown
Reeling and a rockin' going round & round

Doing the Apache under water
Have a flip and a trip
With Neptune's daughter
Take a chance and a dance
With Neptune's daughter
Neptune's daughter
(Repeat)