If you're sick and tired of the troubles on earth
Let me tell you a secret that I've found
It's not in the sky and it's not underground
Take a plane or a boat to the Tropic of Cancer
You've gotta be cool and a first class dancer
First class dancer
Doing the Apache under water
Have a flip and a trip
With Neptune's daughter
Take a chance and a dance
With Neptune's daughter
Neptune's daughter
It'll feel like you're floating in outer space
No sight, no sound of the human race
Wrecks and manta rays pass on by
Take a plane or a boat to the Tropic of Cancer
You've gotta be cool and a first class dancer
First class dancer
Doing the Apache under water
Have a flip and a trip
With Neptune's daughter
Take a chance and a dance
With Neptune's daughter
Neptune's daughter
You came from the sea
So set yourself free
Take a deep dive down
And dance like a clown
Reeling and a rockin' going round & round
Doing the Apache under water
Have a flip and a trip
With Neptune's daughter
Take a chance and a dance
With Neptune's daughter
Neptune's daughter
(Repeat)