Sleaford Mods - Elocution Lyrics

Hello there, I'm here today to talk about

The importance of independent venues

I'm also secretly hoping that by agreeing

To talk about the importance of independent venues

I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues



I'm no good with elocution

To get myself into the institution

So I can win some donkey straw

Get a frame and put it on my f*ckin' wall



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like you



Elocution

Elocution



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like you



Hey, hey



It's a suicide mission

To go online and knock the opposition

But I don't want no donkey straw

Cos I wee'd in the corner near the stable door

And I buzz, career tabs death

Little one-liners

Little clever shithouse fivers

In the scope that the hands of the shite have took

Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up

Hey



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like you



I'm no good with elocution

I'm no good with elocution



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like