Elocution Video (MV)

Hello there, I'm here today to talk about

The importance of independent venues

I'm also secretly hoping that by agreeing

To talk about the importance of independent venues

I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues



I'm no good with elocution

To get myself into the institution

So I can win some donkey straw

Get a frame and put it on my f*ckin' wall



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like you



Elocution

Elocution



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like you



Hey, hey



It's a suicide mission

To go online and knock the opposition

But I don't want no donkey straw

Cos I wee'd in the corner near the stable door

And I buzz, career tabs death

Little one-liners

Little clever shithouse fivers

In the scope that the hands of the shite have took

Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up

Hey



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like you



I'm no good with elocution

I'm no good with elocution



I wish I had the time

To be a wanker just like you

And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm

Just like