Here We Are Original Cast - Interlude 2: Wandering Lyrics

[BISHOP, spoken]
That's funny
The piano died
Look at that, nothing
Not a note, not even a whisper
Ah, well
Rest in peace...

[COLONEL MARTIN, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen
Has anyone in this room noticed anything unusual?

[LEO, spoken]
What do you mean, unusual?

[COLONEL MARTIN, spoken]
Nobody has gone out of here this morning! Or last night!
We have all stayed right here in this very room
I put it to you, I say that nobody has left this room, because we can't!

[MARIANNE, spoken]
I just got a little frisson

[LEO, spoken]
Woah
Woah, woah, woah
My phone is dead

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
My phone is dead
Oh my God, my phone is dead!

[LEO, spoken]
Gah!

[MARIANNE, spoken]
Oh, very funny, Leo

[LEO, spoken]
Gah!

[RAFFAEL, spoken]
No, I do not think he is joking

[PAUL, spoken]
Give him some brandy, Windsor
Well, come on, asshole, give him some goddamn brandy!

[WINDSOR, spoken]
Actually, under the circumstances—
I don't gotta do nothin'!
Stuff it up your ass
And by the way, the name is Inferno
I am Inferno!

[We hear a distant explosion.]

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
What was that?

[FRITZ, spoken]
I told you. It's the end of the world

[MARIANNE, spoken]
Yes, but today?
Colonel, if it's the end of the world, what do we do?

[COLONEL MARTIN, spoken]
Traditionally, Mrs. Brink, there are no options

[RAFFAEL, spoken]
It's not as if we are under some kind of curse here, or a magic spell
This is not a sorcerer's castle

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
You're the one who got us into this
You brought us into this trap!

[RAFFAEL, spoken]
By opening my doors to you? You were all delighted!

[LEO, spoken]
Yeah, delighted until I got stomach poisoning!
Now I'm sweating like a pig here and I can't leave?

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
We could die in here thanks to you!

[BISHOP, spoken]
What day is it today? Is it Thursday?

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
Is it important?
I'm hungry

[COLONEL MARTIN, spoken]
There's got to be a solution
Some way out of here
We haven't all gone crazy!

[PAUL, spoken]
What are you doing?
Honey?

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
I'm, I'm calling the kids
Joshua! Abby!
Oh, come to the phone!
It's me, it's Mom!

[PAUL, spoken]
Claudia...

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
I miss you so much, so, so much...

[PAUL, spoken]
Claude, your phone is dead

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
What if they are, too?
How would we know?
Where is everybody?
Why doesn't somebody come for us?

[LEO, spoken]
Can I have some water, please?

[BISHOP, spoken]
There's nothing left in the vase
All out

[PAUL, spoken]
There's no water?

[FRITZ, spoken]
Well, Kommandant
People are thirsty in here
What are you doing about it?

[FRITZ & COLONEL MARTIN, spoken]
Water! Water! Water! I'm sorry! I can't help you!

[FRITZ, spoken]
You're telling me

[ALL, spoken]
Water! Water! Water!

[COLONEL MARTIN & EVERYONE ELSE, spoken]
We cannot panic! Water! Water!
There is nothing worse than panic! Water! Water!
Please! Listen to me! Water! Water!
This situation can't go on indefinitely! Water! Water!

[MCGOGG THE MAID strikes the wall with the BISHOP's golden crozier, and water sprays out of the wall.]

[RAFFAEL, spoken]
Ha, ha, ha! What did I tell you?
Life is good, mimis amichichis!
La vidida ay estada el tidada!

[COLONEL MARTIN, spoken]
Form a line, form a line!
One at a time, please!